Self: Is it too early for whiskey?
Enabler self: Not if it’s with coffee.
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
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